We met lady of horror: Katerina!

Katerina ... meeting you was not certainly nice but it was fun for us as it was advanturous ...I am sure that no sane person in the globe books a rather expensive vacation to go and meet a hurricane but it happened that you came while we were wondering around Miami and figuring out how to shake our butts faster and faster to Salsa and Merengue ...
You were strong ... boy ...category one?! You already were going 75 miles an hour , surely above the speed limit ... and you could lift the chairs in balcony making us feel: oh .. these chairs are made of feather ...
Your bowls were so, so full that I can't imagine how many gallons of water you could've possibly drunk ...Do you have a drinking problem by any chance!? And it rained and rained nonstop for days and nights , for hours and hours
And dear, worst of all you were not thaught the right manners so you turned out so destructive and annoying ... You uprooted the trees , caused the power outage and just out of jelousy ruined cars by crushing trees on them ...

Katerina, I just saw u in Florida ... while you were at your best behavior, a category one ...can not even imagine what happens when you go so wild ... as category 5 ...

Just God(or whoever caused our being and the mess) bless us ...

And may you learn the right manners ...

Amen