Dastane Bebe va Happy cow

Agha ma raftim le Pain Quotidiene ba Omid ke ye brunch mashti e asasi bekhorim va man ham dastanhai e esmesho nabar ro baraye Omid tarif konim .. Aghaye Bebe ham baad az 100 sal baraye avalin bar Tshirt happy cow e mohtaram ro eftetah kardeh boodan .. Agha the lady server comes:
Lady Server: Wowww.. I love ur shirt .. ur cow
Bebe: Tnx!
Lady: I'm a cow 2!
Bebe: Wow.. v. cool
Lady: I know the perfect cow joke for u shirt !
Bebe: So, tell us the joke

The girk takes a look at me and says: No, I'll tell u later.
Then she leaves ve hame ma too khomari ke dastan e joke chi bood .. Kholase eina hei migan : Kathy boro dastat ro beshoor ke man raftam va shostam vali khabari nashod az ein ke dastan chi bood

Baadesh rafyim Rodeo Drive gham bezanim .. Man ke too ein shahr zendegi mikonam .. sal be sal nemiram einja .. AAgha ghadam be ghadam dokhtarai e celeb jaan einakashoon ro varmidashtan ke neveshte t-shirt bebe jaan ro bekoonaan ye joke e kamel bood ta oonja ke omid goft: baba farbod ein t-shirtet ro bede man bepooosham!!!:)

Koli az dast e ein aghaye happy cow khandidim!